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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Love Letters Sent: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY