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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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