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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Animals Bred: 34
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY