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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY