Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY