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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY