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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY