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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY