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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Dragon Eggs Found: 8891 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY