Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY