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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY