Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
Farms Harvested: 107 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Emeralds Found: 6040 Falling into the Void: 0
Enchantments Applied: 162 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY