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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Astral Projections Made: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY