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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 10
Villages Defended: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY