ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6733	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AxMC

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Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	124	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7494	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.