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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	New Chunks Explored:	243900
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	3735	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4587	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	289	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	216	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	5143	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5