Best Filipino server!
We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!
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So what are you waiting for? Join now
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 416 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3286 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
