Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 8935 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 125 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4434 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
