Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2061 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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