Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crops Grown: 7840
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Animals Bred: 101 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Crops Grown: 3482
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Animals Bred: 128 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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