Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 150
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 3685
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1192
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Palterra Pixel

    Palterra Pixel

    Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Emeralds Found: 8687 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NyxCraft

    NyxCraft

    Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity.  Features:

    • Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

    Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 New Chunks Explored: 133009
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

    ✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

    Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!
    Server Name Survival Horizons
    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Overview:

    Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    Rules:

    • RESPECT EVERYONE
    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
    • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

    A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 872918 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Crops Grown: 8577
    Astral Projections Made: 1 New Chunks Explored: 332449
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MomNotInformedMC Server

    MomNotInformedMC Server
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

    Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dimension Hops: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TableGateCraft

    TableGateCraft
    Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

    BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

    Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Acts of Kindness

    Blocky Acts of Kindness
    Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

    BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

    CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!
    So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

    Poly Craft: They Them Confusion
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

    u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

    also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

    if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Ketamine Safe Zone

    Ketamine Safe Zone
    do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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