Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Potions Brewed: 84 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

    Mouse Brain Motivation Fun
    so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MatangaMC

    MatangaMC

    Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

    Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

    Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

    FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

    New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

    Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

    Server modes:

    BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

    Duels – with many different modes.

    BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

    Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

    Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

    The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

    There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

    Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

    WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!
    WarpedRealm Minecraft Server

    WarpedRealm.com

    A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

    Join us today and start your adventure!

    IP: WarpedRealm.com

    Discord

    Gallery

    Wiki

    Store (Not P2W)

    Features:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, our store is not pay-to-win
    How many ranks are there in the game? There are over 32 ranks to progress through
    Are there custom dimensions to explore? Yes, the server offers custom dimensions to explore
    Can players create and upgrade their gear? Yes, there is a unique crafting system for creating and upgrading gear
    What special items can players find in the game? Players can find powerful staffs, tomes, hammers, and more

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

    Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

    We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

    So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

    Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

    StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

    Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

    But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

    And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares
    Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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