Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7488 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ores Mined: 1350

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

    Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 215

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

    AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
    omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

    join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AwoogaMC

    AwoogaMC

    Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

    Join now!!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

    No. 925878168 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ores Mined: 1557
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

    We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

    Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

    VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ores Mined: 2274

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineBurntOutCraft

    MineBurntOutCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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