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/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	187
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

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so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

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Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	74

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WebCrafterz

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, CASUALTIES, communism, Conflict, Dictatorship, international relations, intervention, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, north korean, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, seoul, Server, soldiers, Ukraine, War, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5934	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

border control, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, Invasion, Israeli tanks, Jabalia, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military presence, Palestinian territory, political turmoil, Residents, TANK, Unrest, violence, war zone

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

Alzheimer’s disease, Amyloid, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain images, brain scans, Clearing, Clump, Clumps, cognitive decline, medical breakthroughs, medical imaging, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, Patients, protein aggregation, proteins, research, Server, Tangles, Tau, waste-clearance pathways, Wastes

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3