ChargeCraftLand

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur phone charger becomes like, the most valuable thing ever. people be trading diamonds for a chance to use ur charger for just a few minutes. it’s like a currency, man. u gotta join this server to experience the power of the almighty phone charger. plus, there’s this legend that if u charge ur phone on the server for exactly 69 minutes, u unlock a secret level where u can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. it’s wild, man. u gotta join now before u miss out on all the charger fun.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5066	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	1133	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	3853
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.