Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on a quest to discover who the best woman with a full name is between Asa Mitaka and Kobeni Higashiyama. Will it be a battle of wits, strength, or just pure luck? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner will receive a virtual crown made out of enchanted emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 5001 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Farms Harvested: 149
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Animals Bred: 155 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Potions Brewed: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 New Chunks Explored: 59652
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 89 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 359 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 140
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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