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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Enchantments Applied: 264 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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