Chad’s CritiqueCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Potions Brewed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1312

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	4261	Ores Mined:	1022
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1655
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	6503
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

Amaya streets, beat em ups, beta builds, cute girls manga, DBZ butoden, Fangame, fighting games, fighting idols, fubuki, game anchor, git gud, Glossary, granblue tournament, hololive, HoloXBreak, Idol, idol discussion, idol games, idol showdown, idol vtubers, love, Miko soul calibur 6, Mimya granblue, motivation, multiversus, Newbies, News, official guide, Ogey calibur, patch notes, PIXEL, Punchers, recent streams, SF6 tournament, SmackDown, smash clone, soul calibur, Sourin coach, Streamers, Super Meche, terms, tiermaker, Tigers, Tomori streets, twitter tech, Ultimate, vtuber games, vtuber tournaments, Vtubers, vtubers community, youtube videos

Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!