A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7401 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
