Celestium SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	29868	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	86
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9475
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4411
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6612
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	741728	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3