Celestium SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

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Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	888	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	138
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyWorriesGone

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Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3282
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3682

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9410	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	215	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9458
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1