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NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	820997

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Farms Harvested:	471
New Chunks Explored:	261757	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3473	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6282
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Emeralds Found:	883
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1641
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2995	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage sales

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	115	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

Mystic Mind Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, 10. Mental health support, 11. Suicide prevention, 12. Mental health resources, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Coping mechanisms, 15. Mental health stigma, 16. Seeking help, 17. Mental health education, 18. Emotional distress, 19. Mental health crisis, 2. Self-awareness, 20. Long term mental health., 3. Threat assessment, 4. Personal safety, 5. Emotional well-being, 6. Risk evaluation, 7. Mental health awareness, 8. Self-harm prevention, 9. Crisis intervention, mental health, Mind, mystic, Realms

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new level of chaos and confusion!

We have so many mobs and traps that you’ll question whether you’re a threat to yourself or others!

Explore our twisted world where nothing makes sense and everything is out to get you!

You’ll never be bored as you navigate through our bizarre landscapes and try to survive against all odds!

Join now and see if you can make it out alive… or if you’ll end up being the biggest threat of all!

RevoltCraft: Rise of the Ordinary

activism, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, Democracy, dictatorships, grassroots movements, HUMAN RIGHTS, liberation movements, nonviolent resistance, ordinary, ordinary people, Overthrow, political activism, political change, Popular uprising, protest, regime change, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rise, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old dictatorships ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and become a freedom fighter in the virtual world! Our players have taken down oppressive rulers using nothing but pickaxes and TNT. Who needs politics when you have pixelated explosions? Join us and be a part of the revolution – because in our world, democracy is just a creeper explosion away!

WTOrekt Minecraft Server

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic stability, economic warfare, Economy, financial markets, foreign affairs, global recession, global trade, international relations, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, tariff shocks, trade policies, trade war, trump, WTO, WTOrekt

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can escape the crazy trade wars and tariffs going on in the real world. like, china be all up in arms about trump’s tariff shocks, but here you can just chill and build your own world without worrying about a global recession. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. it’s like, a party in your computer screen, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, dudes!

Redstone Rivalry: US vs Rus

bilateral agreements, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Global cooperation, global politics, international affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Partnership, political alliances, Redstone, Rivalry, rus, russia, russian federation, shift in relations, strategic alliances, superpower relations, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs now and working together to make the server lit af! we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin like u just drank 10 energy drinks in a row.

we got secret underground bases where u can pretend ur a spy and do sneaky missions with ur new bff from russia. the alliances are constantly shifting and u never know who u can trust, just like in real life but way more fun cuz it’s all in minecraft.

come join the madness and see if u can survive the chaos of this epic partnership between two superpowers. who knows, maybe u will even become the next president of the server and make peace with all the creepers and zombies. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Photon Party Bioelectro Fun

Bioelectro, Fun, Party, photon

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	943898
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spark? well do we have the server for u! our server is so lit, it literally requires the participation of photons to function! like, how crazy is that?!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a beam of light shoots out of your screen and BAM! diamonds for days! or building a house and the walls start glowing with bioelectromagnetism! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but in minecraft!

join our server and be a part of this mind-blowing experience! who needs regular old minecraft when u can have photons and bioelectromagnetism?! come join us and let’s light up the minecraft world together!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6501	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	2223
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9