Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.

Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2524 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3433 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Villages Defended: 16 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 504991 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 New Chunks Explored: 902690
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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