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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
