Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

    Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

    So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 197
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ores Mined: 5573

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 248 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5251 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Animals Bred: 41 Zombie Dances: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Dimension Hops: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Animals Bred: 151 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2079 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 476111 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Animals Bred: 156 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Potions Brewed: 189
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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