Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8688
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ores Mined: 7612
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5729 Dragon Eggs Found: 585
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Potions Brewed: 42 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 721
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Zombie Dances: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ores Mined: 7640
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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