CalorieCraft: GF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	704147	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8055
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7938
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	7041	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8465	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	4576
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4