CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Enchantments Applied:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	872954	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	7686	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5905
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	3559	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Animals Bred:	144
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MinecraftManiacs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, dictate, dictating, digital transformation, Discourse, ethical considerations, future technology, human interactions, infiltrate, Infiltrating, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, silicon valley, societal impact, tech industry, Technology, Training, Valley

so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2965	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

13th, armageddon, asteroid, Asteroid Apophis, asteroid collision, asteroid trajectory, asteroid warning, Astronomy, catastrophic event, celestial event, Celestial Phenomenon, cosmic calendar, cosmic threat, Doomsday, earth impact, End of the World, FRIDAY, friday the 13th, Fun, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Space, space exploration

ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.