Calorie Cut Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	706	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Skillz4Blocks

Ability, acquire, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, develop, dream, Enhance, Expertise, Goal, Improvement, learn, long tail, Master, proficiency, skill, Skillz4Blocks, talent, wish

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	295
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	136

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Items Found:	5255