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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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