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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1296 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3354
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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