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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Ores Mined: 8394 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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