Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

Are you tired of your meditation being ruined by coffee addiction? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your coffee addiction behind! Our virtual world is caffeine-free and full of zen vibes to help you focus on your inner peace. Plus, rumor has it that mining diamonds is a great way to channel your newfound meditation skills. So say goodbye to coffee jitters and hello to a peaceful pixelated paradise. Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimension Hops: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 287
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7178 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5116
    Crops Grown: 2349 Towns Built: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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