BuzzedBoysMILMadness

anger, Boundaries, Boundary, buzz cut, BuzzedBoysMILMadness, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family, grandchildren, grandmother, Haircut, MIL, MOHAWK, parenting, reaction, three years old, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, gaza, GazaCeaseFire, Hamas, hezbollah, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unconditional cease-fire, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

children, civilian infrastructure, command centers, Conflict, CREEPERS, education, Exploding, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hand, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, learning, MIDDLE EAST, militarization, Military, SchoolCraft, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Terrorism, united nations, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4018	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Bridge Builders

#psychoeducation, adverse childhood experiences, blocky, Bridge.., Builders, childhood trauma, comorbidity, difficult-to-treat depression, early-life trauma, evidence-based practice, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health research., mental illness, pharmacotherapy, Psychiatry, Psychotherapy, resilience, scoping review, Therapy, Trauma recovery, trauma-informed care, Treatment

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/improve-gameplay/">Bedrock Fantasy</a> Realm

Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Who is welcome on the server?	Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
What mods are included in the server?	The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, all might, Anime, deku, Hero, hero society, Horikoshi, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, New one shot, Powers, Protagonist, QUIRKS, School, Server, SHONEN, Superheroes, Training, Villains, weekly shonen jump

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

challenge, Defeat, determination, Failure, Frustration, Game, game over, Gaming, Gaming Community, keep trying, man, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, persistence, Problem, puzzle, smp, SOLVE, strategy, try again, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyProposalPlan

Boyfriend, change of plans, Communication, CraftyProposalPlan, date, Decision making, Dilemma, family, Fight, hobbies, likes, Marriage, mother-in-law, photographer, Place, proposal plan, relationship, Ring, Secrets, Surprise, Time, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

Catharsis, Community, coping, dump, emotional release, Empathy, healing, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, processing, Recovery, self-care, Share, sharing, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaDumpSMP, Traumas, traumatic event, Understanding, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockBustersFamLove

BlockBustersFamLove, challenging times, Communication, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, encouragement, Family Support, Gratitude, love, perseverance, resilience, solidarity, strength, teamwork, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	9517	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9034	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.