so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Farms Harvested: 205 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 93 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 New Chunks Explored: 546073
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ores Mined: 9205
    Villages Defended: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Crops Grown: 5679 Animals Bred: 101
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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