Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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