Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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