Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6755	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Home Salesmen Online

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7291	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WeaknessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomerCraft2021

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Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8416	Villages Defended:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

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so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

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join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19