Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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