BroCraftGenderSwap | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Potions Brewed:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	1168
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	687199
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Potions Brewed:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5710	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	927	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6335
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!

Rubles & Rockets Minecraft Server

Cash, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, embargo, financial assistance, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government intervention., Humanitarian Aid, international politics, MIDDLE EAST, Military involvement, Minecraft, money transfer, political tensions, Rockets, Rubles, russia, sanctions, Server, Syria, West

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fly cash to syria like russia!!! why? because the west is too scared to lift sanctions, so we gotta do it ourselves in the virtual world! build your own cash planes and deliver that sweet moolah to those in need. but watch out for the sanctions police, they’ll try to stop you at every turn. it’s a high-flying adventure like no other, so come join us and show the world that minecraft can solve real-world problems, one block at a time!

EuroBlockPeaceCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroBlockPeaceCraft, Europe, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace process, peace talks, russia, Ukraine, US, Western Europe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so lyke, there’s dis cray cray minecraft server dat u gotta join cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity yo. like, u won’t believe da shenanigans dat go down in dis place. like, one time, a group of players built a giant toilet and flushed all da noobs down it. it was epic, bro.

and get dis, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da mobs go to get down and boogie. u gotta see it to believe it, man. like, creepers doin’ da electric slide and skeletons breakin’ it down on da dance floor. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at da top of da tallest mountain? but watch out for da lava traps and zombie guards, they ain’t playin’ around.

so, if u wanna join in on all da craziness and have a blast with some wacky peeps, den u gotta hop on dis minecraft server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da most epic adventure of ur life, fo sho.